Mary Trump Taters Spoon

This is a pre-order and will ship in ~6 weeks.

Add a heaping pile of humor and a pinch of satire to your kitchen with our exclusive wooden spatula, emblazoned with the phrase, “Taters Hate Traitors.” Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for well-made kitchen tools, this spatula is not just a functional item—it’s a statement piece.

LIMITED OFFER- First 1,000 orders will come with a complementary pack of mashed potatoes!

Key Features:

• Premium Quality: Crafted from durable, eco-friendly wood, our spatula is built to handle all your cooking needs. Its smooth finish provides a comfortable grip, making flipping, stirring, and serving a breeze.

• Bold Design: The phrase “Taters Hate Traitors” is expertly printed, adding a unique touch to your kitchen arsenal. This humorous slogan nods to the infamous story of Donald's lifelong struggle with mashed potatoes.

• Perfect Size: With ideal dimensions for various kitchen tasks, this spatula is perfect for everything from flipping pancakes to stirring sauces. Its versatile design makes it an essential tool for any home chef.

• Easy to Clean: Hand wash with mild soap and water, then air dry. The natural wood finish will develop a beautiful patina over time, enhancing its charm.

The Story Behind the Spatula:

It’s well known that Donald Trump has an aversion to mashed potatoes, stemming from a childhood incident where a pile of them was embarrassingly dumped on him when he was a petulant kid. This hilarious and ironic moment, which has been a source of embarrassment for Trump, is now commemorated with our “Taters Hate Traitors” spatula. It’s perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh at the former president’s expense.

Why You’ll Love It:

Buy this wooden spatula to make Donald even just a tiny bit more embarrassed each time you use it. Whether you’re a fan of satire, culinary arts, or simply enjoy poking fun at political figures, this wooden spatula is for you. It’s not just a utensil; it’s a conversation piece that will bring a smile to your face every time you use it.